...i do not have a 'squad...' but i know like, 3 or 4 people who probably don't want me to die...

and you will want to send your message while carrying your random useful things in this rustic canvas zip bag, designed for snarky-on-the-go.

handcrafted, hand-sewn, and measuring either 10 inches wide and 9 inches high (Large) OR 8 inches wide and 6 inches high (Small) - you can corral your smartphone, ID, credit cards and cash - or just dump in your wallet (along with beauty essentials!) for the dash out the door. It's just $18 for either size!

meant to be used on its own or tucked into a tote, casual with jeans or very surprising when going dressy, it will travel from day to night.

each scrappy zippered bag has a metal zipper and easy pull, and - as with all pretty clever products - has a funny, sarcastic or meaningful quote.

NOTES: this is made to order - creation and shipping time is 4-5 days. this can also be made as a TOTE BAG - see tote listings!

if you see a favorite quote on another pretty clever product, or you have your own - contact me for a CUSTOM bag.

sarcasm is how we hug!